Kart

A Kart is what us tiny and inexperienced humans call a "Racecar." Many characters in games such as Super Bowser Bros find them as tools to help them smush some other mean creature like Goombas, and are sometimes even used for chasing off Mario. They can be bought at just about any car dealership that exists in the world, about five billion in every single acre (or hectare, it changes). Dry Bowser is injured severely after being pushed into a volcano by the evil Mario, and now can only use it to get around (besides for a handicapped bike) since he can't walk. Once, Karts were being made at speeds of thousands or Karts per second, but now us idiots have forgotten how to make them.

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 * Dry Bowser, a paralyzed Koopa who can only use these and a bike to get around.
 * Mario, one who is scared of karts.